Claim to Fame

Mr. Cleary the grocer said to me:

“I have a friend
Whose next-door-neighbour’s
Boss’s uncle’s friend’s
Wife’s nephew’s brother-in-law
Bought a goldfish
From a man, whose niece’s
Boyfriend’s father’s brother’s
Cleaner’s doctor’s grandmother’s
Social worker’s mother…
Once shook hands with Rolf Harris.
Are you impressed?”

I said yes I was.